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[Matt Hayes]

DAve wrote:
> Matt Hayes wrote:
>> DAve wrote:
>>> I need a recommendation for the root'n toot'nist, rockem sockem, 
>>> nuklear powered, rocket fuel fed servers money can buy. I want to 
>>> push a batch of 30 messages through a full featured install of SA, 
>>> Clamav, and local rulesets in less than 5 seconds. Tops. When my 
>>> sales director hits send in his outlook, I want the message to 
>>> deliver so fast his laptop jumps from his desk.
>>>
>>> I think I need striped SAS disks with 15k spindles, four CPUs, and 
>>> 16gb of ram. I am open to realistic suggestions, though humor is 
>>> still welcome. I intend to submit a quote this week.
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>>
>>> DAve
>>>
>>
>> Lets put a quote in for a Cray.. however.. we'd have to talk the 
>> landlord into allowing us to take over the entire half of the second 
>> floor above us here at corporate :)
>>
>> -Matt
> 
> I forget you read this list. You never saw this message, you know 
> nothing of a quote, you never saw me here.
> 
> DAve
> 

Who the hell are you?

-Matt