New server request

[DAve]

Matt Hayes wrote:
> DAve wrote:
>> I need a recommendation for the root'n toot'nist, rockem sockem, 
>> nuklear powered, rocket fuel fed servers money can buy. I want to push 
>> a batch of 30 messages through a full featured install of SA, Clamav, 
>> and local rulesets in less than 5 seconds. Tops. When my sales 
>> director hits send in his outlook, I want the message to deliver so 
>> fast his laptop jumps from his desk.
>>
>> I think I need striped SAS disks with 15k spindles, four CPUs, and 
>> 16gb of ram. I am open to realistic suggestions, though humor is still 
>> welcome. I intend to submit a quote this week.
>>
>> Thanks,
>>
>> DAve
>>
> 
> Lets put a quote in for a Cray.. however.. we'd have to talk the 
> landlord into allowing us to take over the entire half of the second 
> floor above us here at corporate :)
> 
> -Matt

I forget you read this list. You never saw this message, you know 
nothing of a quote, you never saw me here.

DAve

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