OT: RE: MS Config Question - outbound
Scott Silva
ssilva at sgvwater.com
Thu Nov 2 20:38:09 GMT 2006
Ian spake the following on 11/2/2006 8:15 AM:
> On 2 Nov 2006 at 10:50, sandrews at andrewscompanies.com wrote:
>
>> I did educate them; but the boss' daughter is into "marketing" and she
>> assured everyone that this was necessary. I know what fights to pick.
>
> See if you can sneak this one in... it appeared in another mailling list and I use it in reply to
> anyone who sends me one.
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